Annual Fund Dinner 2009
 
You might be a Trojan Alum if....
Musings offered by the 2009 Annual Fund Dinner Master of Ceremonies, Joe, Michelle '04, and Claire Breen, '05
  • If you expect that all high schools are supposed to be air conditioned in the winter and heated in the summer, then you might be a Bishop Chatard Alum.
  • If you reach age 50 something and you realize that your very best friends in life went to high school with you, then you might be a Bishop Chatard Alum.
  • If you or someone you know fainted during a Living Rosary, then you might be a Bishop Chatard Alum.
  • If someone tells you that they bumped into Mike Dury or Ryan Baker and you are impressed, then you might be a Bishop Chatard Alum.
  • If you can quote the price of every item in every isle of the Village Pantry that is three blocks north of here, then you might be a Bishop Chatard Alum.
  • If every time you see Dick Powell, you get cold and clammy and start to worry about whether or not you can pass his senior philosophy class, then you might be a Bishop Chatard Alum.
  • If you have some useless knowledge, and a few good stories about the "swamp", then you might be a Bishop Chatard Alum.
  • If you go to a college football game and have to ask someone what the quarterback is trying to do by throwing a forward pass, then you might be a Bishop Chatard Alum.
  • If you talk to your son or daughter and you can both recite verbatim, the jokes that Mr. Donahue tells in class, then you might be a Bishop Chatard Alum.
  • If you hear the word "RETREAT" and it makes you think of high school experiences, and you remind yourself to keep "living the fourth", then you might be a Bishop Chatard Alum.
  • If you are a girl and on your first day of class at college you thought that you were supposed to wear a green plaid skirt with a grey blazer, or khaki pants with a blue polo, then you might be a Bishop Chatard Alum.
  • If, to this very day, you consider every other school's football stadium as "home", then you might be a Bishop Chatard Alum.